The Human what?

Have you ever been under so much stress, you thought you would snap in two like a dry little twig?

Allow me to introduce myself---Mrs. Twig.

I've had a REALLY tough couple of weeks at work. Probably the most stressful (and LONGEST) couple of weeks of my career yet, for myriad reasons. It's been rough. So today, any guesses what happened?

Surprise surprise, I just completely started cracking up, of my own volition. I was in my office pondering the wretched state of things, and suddenly the funniest thing just popped into my head out of nowhere, and that did it--I just started hootin' and hollerin', and 5 minutes later, as I wiped the tears from mine eyes, the stress had completely melted away.

There is somebody that I work with, who shall remain nameless, who is a GIANT brown-noser. Probably the biggest kiss-ass I've ever met in my life. And she's really been pissing me off lately, among other people.

So it occurred to me all of a sudden that she's pretty much one big greased-up suppository. The HUMAN SUPPOSITORY. And I basically pictured her flying up into the air and shooting right up somebody's ass like a rocket. That or doing a full-on swan-dive into the asshole of someone who is higher up the chain of command than she is. And for some reason, that was just what I needed. It's catchy, isn't it? The Human Suppository. And now I am happy to report that I am feeling much better!

I suppose it is a good thing that I have an office, with a door that I can close. Otherwise, this might have been a mighty embarrassing situation for myself, had I been sitting in a cubicle at the time.

However, I highly recommend this method. Just lock yourself in a room and crack yourself up into sweet sweet oblivion. Ahhh. Much better.

And, I thought I'd share because I'm certain everybody knows somebody like my colleague, who brown-noses their way onto everybody else's shit list. She's certainly crawling up mine. Kind of like the way she's been crawling up my ass lately. Or rocketing, more like....

Hee hee! Happy Friday to all! And to all a good night!