Hildy B, Author??

Yes! Yes, my dearest friends, I have amazing news. An incredibly savvy publishing house has contacted me about publishing my drivel! I mean, my writings! Isn't that fantastic?

The truth of the matter is that I have written a children's book and submitted it for publication. And eureka! There was a bite on my little line! How about it!! I shall be joining the ranks of Madonna and Jamie Lee Curtis, both of whom have bared their breasts in public for money. Don't we have so much in common? Excepting the fact that now they are demure little housewives living the wholesome family life. I have no such plans of my own. MY breasts simply won't be tied down.

You think I'm joking! Haha, the joke is on you, my friends.

I am overjoyed, as expected. If all goes to plan, they would like to publish my book this fall. Wowie! And then I may begin tormenting small children by the thousands with my ill brand of humour (spelled the "Eeenglish" way for Chelsea's benefit, as she is a full-blown Brit now).

My beagle is also elated about this most recent turn of events. He scratched me profusely when I got home, and then attempted to bite me.

Such a sweet boy.

But seriously, soon I hope to be paired with an illustrator, with whom I shall collaborate for my little book. Isn't that wild??? I shall have an illustrator. How fabulous!

Stay tuned, my lovelies!!!!! It's about to get a little crazy 'round here.

Hildy B, Author Extraordinaire!!