Long Time No Blog.

Hello, my dears. I am so sorry to have neglected you for so long. I have been a busy PR weasel at work, with a side-job of getting my house ready to sell. It is exhausting work, fixing all the things around the house that have been broken for 2 years. It never bothered me any! But I suspect potential buyers will care about such things much more than I do. The place is now squeaky clean and looking sharp. Somebody better buy it!!!!

Which brings me to my next point, there’s only a couple of months left before Hildy will be rendered completely homeless! A weary blonde vagabond with scrappy beagle in tow, with nowhere to hang our proverbial hats. I’m hoping to find a new house soon, but one never knows when the right house will become available. Thankfully I have been offered a place to stay so I will not be encamped on a street corner, waiting for my realtor to call. Thank you, Stanny!

That said, I would like to announce that those protesters in France had better pack it in and behave themselves while I’m in town. I’ve waited my entire life to see Paris with mine own eyes, and I don’t intend to let anything stand in my way! Don’t force me to whip out a can of whoop-ass, people! This is your only warning!

Stay tuned for important updates regarding my Europe trip, which is rocking up in less than 3 weeks. Such as the fact that I have decided to wear ONLY TURTLENECKS while I'm there. That's right---it's going to be an all-turtleneck policy, all the time. I'll be damned if some Scotsman thinks he's going to catch a glimpse of MY neck!! I don't think so, pal!!!!

Consequently, there is supposed to be some "Deep Freeze" while I'm there, hence the all-turtleneck line-up. It's not ONLY because I'm half-crazy.

And now it is time for chocolate imbibing. Ta!!!!