Lessons in Beagle Logic

Problem: You find yourself standing on the edge of your deck after a snowstorm, trying to figure out how deep the snow is below you, so you can jump off and go pee.

Solution: After visually assessing the situation for a couple of minutes, simply latch on to the deck with your toenails and plunge your whole head down into the snowdrift until you hit bottom. This way, you'll be able to discern how deep it really is.

The next task, of course, is to sniff out a shallow enough spot to piss, so that your weiner isn't actually touching anything cold while you are going. (The same goes for pooing.)

This brought to you, courtesy of Beagle Logic 101. Tune in next time for "Lessons in Sniffing Your Butt in Front of an Audience, During a Dinner Party."

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