Waaaaah!

Hello, everybody. I am officially sick today. And I feel like a big pile of crap! And my mother isn't here to fix me jell-O or fetch me a 7-up. This sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have decided that it's NO FUN being sick when there's nobody around to take care of you. Or, to put it another way, being sick sucks the big one when your LOUSY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BEAGLE just LIES THERE LIKE A BUMP ON A LOG, doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to make you feel better. Free-loader!!!!

He hasn't even so much as come over to say 'hello' this morning. I think he's staying away from me!

Oh well, I guess I would, too. I sound like a gravelly old witch when I talk and every time I sneeze, I think my head is gonna pop off due to the sheer force alone. Ack!!!

I want some movies or something. And for somebody to make me a grilled cheese. Waaah!

In other news, I'll be leaving for Europe in one short week! So I guess it's better to be sick NOW than later. I just need to make sure I'm well by then. And me without any chicken soup!! Crap. Do I have to do everything around here?

Well, I'm off to go lie in the fetal position and dream about the good old days of dry toast and orange juice served up to me on a little platter when I was feeling bad.

Sniff.