Bing Bong---The Witch is Dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hallelujah and praise the Lord! One of my colleagues, who is consequently one of the most vile and evil creatures to ever roam this earth, has turned in her resignation! Eureka!! Free at last! FREE AT LAST!!

I have endured almost six long years of her taught, puckered expression and her repugnant disposition, sour as rancid milk. I have spent the better part of my time avoiding her at all costs. She has been a cancerous tumor on the face of my department for as long as I can remember. And now she’s been removed! Like a troublesome wart frozen off an otherwise lovely finger! Our office has been exorcised! Goodness and light can return to our people!!

I feel like the end of Lord of the Rings, where the big evil eye has been punctured (or whatever) and the sun comes out and all the little hobbits start dancing around. It is a joyous occasion, indeed!!!!

This calls for a celebration. I don’t know how or when, but perhaps it may presently have something to do with those delacious doughnut holes that are calling to me from a nearby table and that I have, as of yet, been avoiding. Come to me, my lovelies, and let us kick up our heels in a raucous display of unbridled giddiness and careless festivity!!

Ahhh yes, I intend to savor this moment. The witch is dead!! THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!