Not a big fan of the lava lamp.

What’s up, party people. I am currently transfixed on my lava lamp. Well, it’s not MY lava lamp. I’m merely babysitting it for someone. It’s a big responsibility. Like when they give you the egg in school and make you take care of it like a parent for a week. And if you break it, you get an F. Kinda like that.

I’ve never had a lava lamp before, and I’ve decided that after I give this one back, I think I’m through with them. They might be a ravelrousing conversation piece, but I happen to have a couple of problems with them. Ahem.

1. When it warms up first thing in the morning, the gunk in there is all squiggly and curly, and it looks just like a big white colon.

2. Once it gets going and breaks up into balls, it looks like disgusting squishy turtle eggs all bouncing around. Not that I have anything against turtles, but I've seen them lay their eggs before on TV, and it's more than a tad revolting.

3. It makes me dizzy to watch. Perhaps I’m slightly retarded, but it does. Like seasickness or something. So I basically can’t even look at it without getting grossed out about colons and turtle butts while I’m eating my breakfast, or without getting queasy the rest of the time! Peh, who needs it.

In other news, I got up this morning and couldn’t find my beagle to let him out. I was looking all around. Then, a suspicious-looking lump on the bed moved. The little turd had crawled underneath the covers and was fast asleep! I peeled back the covers and he stuck his little beagle-head out, all squinty-like. Man oh man, what a life....

Not much else to report today......just a bit of drivel, I’m afraid. Sorry.