Back on Track.

Hey, long time no blog!

I have been offline for 3 LOOOONG months now. I officially have the most retarded computer guy there is. He sold me this piece-of-shit computer which broke immediately and he has been unable to repair it. Yadda yadda yadda, I shipped it off to the manufacturer for repairs and bought a Mac in its absence. Anybody want to buy a brand-new crappy Acer laptop? I'm selling it for dirt cheap. Cheaper than dirt, actually.

So, I intend to get back to blogging on a somewhat regular basis.

On the homefront, my sprout is 9 months old now and has NO FEAR. You know that piece of your brain that tells you NOT to tumble off the couch/bed/porch swing headfirst onto your face? Yeah, he seems to be missing that all-important lobe. I am terrified because there's a skate park across the street and I can totally see him darting across the street in traffic to learn how to break every bone in his body via skateboard. If it's dangerous, that's what he wants. Yesterday he tried to lose the tips of his fingers in a box fan. (Unsuccessfully, thank heaven.) You can't take your eyes off that kid for a SECOND! He knows EXACTLY what he's not supposed to have...and he appears to have a small sensor that alerts him the moment you shift your gaze elsewhere. Then he makes his dash for the outlet/stairs/toilet/power cords/dust buster/alarm clock/lamp/dog/cell phone/etc. I live in a constant state of vigilance. (If you're a Harry Potter fanatic as I am--I often hear the auror Mad-Eye Moody barking "Constant Vigilance!" in my head. Is that weird?)

And now...breakfast. Hopefully I'll be chatting with you again soon!

Hildeeee